It depends on what you mean by suffering, and it depends also on what type of zombie you are discussing.
The trouble is that there are no generic zombies. But for now, I will define being a zombie as any state that results from being raised from the dead and involves an unquenchable hunger for living flesh. For now, zombies that are turned while the victims are alive will be excluded.
One can assume that only a small amount of functions in the brain are operating in this state, judging by the slowness of movement, the inability to solve problems, and the one-track-mindedness of the victim. Therefore, it is also assumed that the victim's lack of complete consciousness is preventing them from really being aware of what they are doing. The suffering then falls to a moral level. People sign donor cards because they wish for their bodies to be useful after they are dead. Their bodies going around eating other living and breathing humans is most likely against their moral wishes. Therefore, they are suffering morally, but perhaps not physically? Zombies have shown that while they don't feel pain (nervous system is also not active any longer) they do inflict it without a second thought.
Alright, so at one point you owned most of Canada. So what? You fucked up the Olympic outfits for the Canadian olympic team this year, so I don't care. Fuck you. Roots had it down pat, and then you decide you want to try and make the team look like they walked through Jackson Pollock's studio?
I mean, most of the outfit looks alright... until you look at the main jacket/pants/HEADBAND combo.
It's all great except for the guy in the middle. Unfortunately he just looks silly.
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies. 2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie. 3. Post them here for everyone to guess. 4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie. 5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.
1. This is no fantasy - no careless product of wild imagination. No, my friends. These indictments that I have brought to you today, specific charges herein against the individuals. Their acts of treason, their ultimate aim of sedition. These... are matters of undeniable fact. I ask you now to pronounce judgement on those accused.
2. I didn't sleep a wink last night. Do you know what it's like to hear birds singing at dawn, after you've just spend the whole night crying...? Don't you know this is KILLING me? Have you any idea what it's like... to have you come in here every day, and not be able to talk normally to you, or show how I feel about you, or speak to anybody else about you... Hell, I don't even know what to CALL you!
3. What makes a man a man? A friend of mine once wondered. Is it his origins? The way he comes to life? I don't think so. It's the choices he makes. Not how he starts things, but how he decides to end them.
4. All troop carriers will assemble at the north entrance. The heavy transport ships will leave as soon as they're loaded. Only two fighter escorts per ship. The energy shield can only be opened for a short time, so you'll have to stay very close to your transports. Empire Strikes Back, guessed by charcoal_angel. Three!
5. I'm sorry father, for you there is only death. But our destiny is life!
6. We're clearly soldiers in pettycoats, and dauntless crusaders for women's votes! Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid.
7. Now that we know who you are... I know who I am. I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense. In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero, and most time's they're friends, like you and me. I should've known way back when. You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr. Glass. Unbreakable! Guessed by _norightangles
8. We could not understand because we were too far and could not remember because we were traveling in the night of first ages, of those ages that are gone, leaving hardly a sign - and no memories. We are accustomed to look upon the shackled form of a conquered monster, but there - there you could look at a thing monstrous and free.
9. Even your Buddha and your Christ had quite a different vision. But nobody's paid much attention to them, not even your Buddhists and your Christians.
10. Wait a minute. I can see something now coming into sight above the Palisades. They're crossing Sixth Avenue... Fifth Avenue... they're a hundred yards away...
11. I'm scared, Fif. It's that rat circus out there, I'm beginning to enjoy it. Look, any longer out on that road and I'm one of them, a terminal psychotic, except that I've got this bronze badge that says that I'm one of the good guys.
12. Remember the bad guys on the shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings? Well, these guys aren't like those guys. They won't exercise restraint because you are children. They *will* kill you if they get the chance. Do *not* give them that chance.
13. I know you think we can't be together, but can't you respect me enough to let me make my own decision? I know there'll be risks but I want to face them with you. It's wrong that we should be only half alive... half of ourselves. I love you. So here I am - standing in your doorway. I have always been standing in your doorway. Isn't it about time somebody saved your life?
14. Groovy. Evil Dead 2, guessed by charcoal_angel. Huzzah, a second one!
15. Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Dr. Strangelove, guessed by hippopie. Most likely the only one to be guessed!
Yes, I realise I have too few people added for it to actually be a useful exercise... I just wanted an excuse to post a bunch of quotes.
I don't know if I really want to go and see Pirates 3. Someone just told me they loved it, and then followed it up by saying that it was just as good as Spiderman 3.
See, I hated Spiderman 3 so much that I wrote a song about how bad it was. No, you can't hear it.
Seeing as I also didn't really like Pirates 2 very much, because it was essentially a remake of the first one with a different villain, I don't know if I'll bother.
I'm going to start inviting as many people as possible to try out being a Guest in the D'ni caves. It's a bloody awesome community, and there's an unlimited number of ways to enjoy yourself. I'm a paying member now because I was so taken aback by the sheer scale of the game. That may just be because I'm a Myst freak, but this is seriously a good way to spend an hour or two every day. To hell with WoW with it's constant repetition and levels, a real MMO relies on the community to make it good, and the story. So far both are outstanding. So check it out :)
An awesome recent interview with Rand Miller, who is one of my idols. I mean, not that I can beat Myst without a walkthrough, but I can fully appreciate the intent and the offering of the series.
A few poster options for the sequel to one of the best looking films I've ever seen. Plot was basically Star Wars set in modern Russia, but the effects and overall imagery where phenomenal.